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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 22 (s22e22) - The Ned-liest Catch

After saving Ms. Krabappel’s life, Ned Flanders and Edna start dating. Things go well until Ned is shocked to find out about all the men Ms. Krabappel dated, including Moe, Lenny, Comic Book Guy, and Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer. Afterward, Homer tries to convince Ned not to let Edna’s past get in the way of a potential relationship between them...

Original AirDate: May 22nd, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 21 (s22e21) - 500 Keys

Maggie gets locked in the car with the key inside. While searching for the spare keys, which soon proves unnecessary, as Maggie freed herself, the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa comes across a hidden classroom underneath the school...

Original AirDate: May 15th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 20 (s22e20) - Homer Scissorhands

Homer become's Springfield’s most in-demand hair-stylist after discovering a talent for styling hair and opening his own salon. Unfortunately, Homer feels his talent is a curse when he has to listen to women’s problems and gossip. Meanwhile, Milhouse feels that Lisa doesn’t love him, but he then finds a fifth-grader named Taffy, making Lisa make a big move...

Original AirDate: May 8th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 19 (s22e19) - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Fat Tony and Selma fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship. Marge has her reservations about the couple’s marriage after Selma begins to prioritize her looks and ritzy new lifestyle over her family, so Fat Tony invites Homer and Marge to a weekend getaway at the Jersey Shore. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a special talent that allows him to detect the location of truffles by smell, and Lisa jumps at the chance to capitalize on the rare culinary treasures...

Original AirDate: May 1st, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 18 (s22e18) - The Great Simpsina

Lisa becomes a magician’s apprentice to the legendary Great Raymondo who helps her develop her craft, but a schoolgirl crush clouds her judgment when she is coaxed into revealing the Great Raymondo’s most famous magic trick to his phony archnemesis.

Original AirDate: April 10th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 17 (s22e17) - Love is a Many Strangled Thing

When Homer inadvertently humiliates Bart in front of a stadium crowd, Marge encourages Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class. Shocked to learn Homer often strangles Bart, Dr. Zander conducts series of treatments with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to teach Homer how it feels. Bart learns the therapy transformed Homer into a pushover; he takes advantage & becomes a school bully!

Original AirDate: March 27th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 16 (s22e16) - Midsummer's Nice Dream

The town is abuzz when Cheech and Chong announce a Springfield stop on their much-anticipated reunion tour. But when Cheech and Chong take the stage in front of their loyal fans, the jokes were just not the same for Chong, so Homer steps in and delivers all the punchlines by heart. Impressed, Cheech invites Homer to go on tour with him as new duo “Cheech and Chunk” while Chong forms a more progressive comedic team, “Teach and Chong,” with Principal Skinner. While Homer is on tour, Marge attempts to help the neighborhood cat lady and change her hoarder ways, but turns into a hoarder herself in the process, and Homer realizes that life on the road is not all high times and slapstick humor...

Original AirDate: March 13th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 15 (s22e15) - The Scorpion's Tale

After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that the desert water makes creatures get along. Grandpa Abe is kicked out of the retirement center & moves in with The Simpsons, where Homer tests the desert water on him, & his crankiness is cured instantly. The water is turned into a drug, but after it’s sold in the black market, there’s side effects...

Original AirDate: March 6th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 14 (s22e14) - Angry Dad: The Movie

Bart is visited by Ermon Millwood, whose company makes films out of web cartoon series. Millwood offers Bart a chance to make a film adaptation of his "Angry Dad". Bart accepts. The film is test screened to a horrible reception. Lisa convinces Bart to remove parts the audience didn't like, thus making Angry Dad a short film. Shortly after, Angry Dad wins many awards, which Homer takes complete credit for, much to Bart's dismay...

Original AirDate: February 20th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 13 (s22e13) - The Blue and the Gray

After spending another Valentine’s Day alone, Moe attends a seminar led by Dr. Kissingher in the hopes of gaining more confidence with women. Moe takes the doctor’s advice & makes Homer his wingman, but Moe is distraught when women are drawn to Homer. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs & tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to Bart’s dismay...

Original AirDate: February 13th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 12 (s22e12) - Homer the Father

Homer becomes obsessed with a 1980s family sitcom, & models his parenting skills after the show's father, much to Bart's dismay, who desperately wants a brand new dirt bike. Homer insists that Bart must earn it so Bart takes matters into his own hands by providing spies with secret information in exchange for the new bike, which winds up putting Bart in a precarious situation...

Original AirDate: January 23rd, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 11 (s22e11) - Flaming Moe

Moe and Smithers turn Moe’s into “Mo’s”, a gay bar. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner uses Bart to get closer to dating a substitute music teacher after finding out that he is dating her daughter...

Original AirDate: January 16th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 10 (s22e10) - Moms I’d Like To Forget

Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with. However, Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun....

Original AirDate: January 9th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 9 (s22e09) - Donnie Fatso

Homer ends up in the Springfield penitentiary after getting caught bribing an official. However, an FBI investigator (Jon Hamm) offers Homer a way to reduce his jail time by going undercover and spying on Fat Tony...

Original AirDate: December 12th, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 8 (s22e08) - The Fight Before Christmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Springfield, but while Marge gets in the holiday spirit, it's bah humbug for the rest of the family. Disappointed that she is alone spreading the holiday cheer, Marge sends a letter to Martha Clause (guest voice Martha Stewart) to help save the family Christmas. Martha comes to the rescue & transforms the house into the North Pole chalet Marge has always dreamed of, but when the family is noticeably absent from the perfectly trimmed holiday home, she realizes that it's Homer & the kids who make the holidays special. Meanwhile, the Simpsons get ready to escape for vacation in Hawaii, but surprise visitors Mr. Burns & Moe's new friend, Katy Perry (guest star) delay the getaway...

Original AirDate: December 5th, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 7 (s22e07) - How Munched is That Birdie in the Window

Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santa's Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss. Worried that Bart needs help getting over it, Marge & Homer take him to a therapy session with Dr. Thurston, who advises that the only cure for Bart is to give away the family dog, but when the Simpsons visit his new home, a shock causes them to rethink their decision...

Original AirDate: November 28, 2010

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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 6 (s22e06) - The Fool Monty

After learning that he is suffering from multiple illnesses and has only a few weeks to live, Mr. Burns becomes distraught by the town's less-than-sensitive reaction to his announcement. Following an unexpected turn of events, Bart finds Mr. Burns weak and vulnerable in the wilderness and secretly takes him into the Simpsons' home...

Original AirDate: November 21, 2010

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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 5 (s22e05) - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life

Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson Muntz in his place & unintentionally claims the title of 'School Bully'.

Original AirDate: November 14, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 22 (s22e22) - The Ned-liest Catch

Original AirDate: May 22nd, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 21 (s22e21) - 500 Keys

Original AirDate: May 15th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 20 (s22e20) - Homer Scissorhands

Original AirDate: May 8th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 19 (s22e19) - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Fat Tony and Selma, Marge’s painfully blunt sister, fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship. Marge has her reservations about the couple’s marriage after Selma begins to prioritize her looks and ritzy new lifestyle over her family, so Fat Tony invites Homer and Marge to a weekend getaway at the Jersey Shore. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a special talent that allows him to detect the location of truffles by smell, and Lisa jumps at the chance to capitalize on the rare culinary treasures...

Original AirDate: May 1st, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 18 (s22e18) - The Great Simpsina

Original AirDate: April 10th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 17 (s22e17) - Love is a Many Strangled Thing

Original AirDate: March 27th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 16 (s22e16) - Midsummer's Nice Dream

Original AirDate: March 13th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 15 (s22e15) - The Scorpion's Tale

Original AirDate: March 6th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 14 (s22e14) - Angry Dad: The Movie

Bart is visited by Ermon Millwood, whose company makes films out of web cartoon series. Millwood offers Bart a chance to make a film of his "Angry Dad" & Bart accepts. The film is test screened to a horrible reception. Lisa convinces Bart to remove parts the audience didn't like, thus making Angry Dad a short film. Angry Dad wins many awards, & Homer takes the credit, much to Bart's dismay...

Original AirDate: February 20th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 13 (s22e13) - The Blue and the Gray

Original AirDate: February 13th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 12 (s22e12) - Homer the Father

Homer becomes obsessed with "Thicker than Waters," a 1980s family sitcom written by David Mamet (guest voicing as himself), and models his parenting skills after the show's sensible father much to the chagrin on Bart, who desperately sets his sights on a brand new dirt bike. But when Homer insists that Bart must earn the dirt bike, Bart takes matters into his own hands and schemes with Russian and Chinese spies to provide top-secret information in exchange for the new bike, which winds up putting Bart in a precarious situation...

Original AirDate: January 23rd, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 11 (s22e11) - Flaming Moe

Original AirDate: January 16th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 10 (s22e10) - Moms I’d Like To Forget

Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with. However, Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun....

Original AirDate: January 9th, 2011

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 9 (s22e09) - Donnie Fatso

Original AirDate: December 12th, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 8 (s22e08) - The Fight Before Christmas

Original AirDate: December 5th, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 7 (s22e07) - How Munched is That Birdie in the Window

Original AirDate: November 28, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 6 (s22e06) - The Fool Monty

Original AirDate: November 21, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 5 (s22e05) - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life

Original AirDate: November 14, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 4 (s22e04) - Treehouse of Horror XXI (21)

Original AirDate: November 7, 2010

Title Sequence - Bart and Homer Carve Pumpkins & Professor Frink warns us of the content of the show as it is a Halloween Special:

1. War and Pieces - Marge, worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart and Milhouse to give the wholesome, classic board games in the attic a shot. The best friends discover a board game called "Satan's Path." Upon playing it, all the other games come to life and the two must beat all the games' challenges to restore everything to normal.

2. Master and Cadaver - Homer & Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but is interrupted when they rescue a castaway named Roger. He explains that he was a chef on the Albatross who was knocked out after attempting to stop an attempted poisoning on his ship by its host. However, Homer & Marge are convinced that Roger poisoned the guests on the Albatross & is plotting to murder them!

3. Tweenlight - Lisa becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund. After saving Lisa from a bus & other approaching objects, they run off to the forest where he reveals himself to be a vampire...

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 3 (s22e03) - MoneyBART

A visit by Dahlia Brinkley, the only Springfield Elementary graduate ever to enter an Ivy League college, gives Lisa a severe inferiority complex because she is involved in very few extracurricular activities. When Ned Flanders resigns as coach of Bart's Little League team, the Springfield Isotots, Lisa seizes the chance to extend her resumé and takes the position!

Original AirDate: October 10, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 2 (s22e02) - Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa helps fund Nelson's bicycle company with money Grampa gives her as part of his inheritance, but after Nelson meets Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, he's convinced he can be successful by dropping out of school! Meanwhile, with the money Marge and Homer received, they get addicted to buying expensive items and returning them for absurd, bogus reasons.

Original AirDate: October 3, 2010

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The Simpson Season 22 Episode 1 (s22e01) - Elementary School Musical

Krusty is announced as recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize so Homer & Bart go to Oslo for the ceremony. Sensing Lisa would feel left out, Marge surprises her with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she's inspired to embrace her creative side! After returning from camp, Lisa becomes restless & sneaks off to Sprooklyn, realizing that the city is not the same as camp...

Original AirDate: September 26, 2010

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Bart Stops to Smell The Roosevelts
The Food Wife
The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
Replaceable You
The Book Job
The Falcon and the D'Ohman
Holidays of Future Passed
Treehouse of Horror XXII (22)
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson

Watch the Simpsons Season 21

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 1 (s21e01) - Homer the Whopper

Homer is cast as the lead in Everyman, a super hero movie written by Comic Book Guy. But the newly christened actor has trouble staying on the exercise & diet regimen that his provided fitness trainer lays out for him.

Original AirDate: September 27, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 2 (s21e02) - Bart Gets a Z

Mrs Krabappel is fired from Springfield Elementary after Bart spikes her coffee, causing her to make a drunken fool of herself. She is replaced by a cool new teacher, Mr. Vaughn, who is a quick hit with the kids. Bart, however, struggles with the guilt and considers telling Principal Skinner the truth.

Original AirDate: October 4, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 3 (s21e03) - The Great Wife Hope

When the male population of Springfield becomes obsessed with Mixed Martial Arts, Marge and some friends organize a protest. A MMA show promoter gets wind of Marge’s protest and challenges her to a match and agrees to shut down the show if Marge wins.

Original AirDate: October 11, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 4 (s21e04) - Treehouse of Horror XX (20)

Original AirDate: October 18, 2009

Title Sequence - Homer & Marge throw a Halloween party, & real monsters show up to it!

1. Dial “M” for Murder or Press “#” to Return to Main Menu - Lisa winds up in detention for being disruptive when another student is chosen for a spelling bee. She & Bart prank their teachers, except Bart’s meaning of prank is different...

2. Don’t Have a Cow, Mankind - Krusty’s new burger makes the citizens of Springfield turn into zombies. 28 days later, the Simpsons are still locked up in their home, and discover that Bart’s Krusty Burger immunity is the key to solving the zombie crisis.

3. There’s No Business Like Moe Businesse - Homer, Marge and Moe are the main players in a Broadway style musical set in Moe’s Tavern that tells the story of their complicated love-triangle.

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 5 (s21e05) - The Devil Wears Nada

Marge poses for a calendar for charity, but she is soon the talk of the town after she reveals a little too much during her photo shoot. Meanwhile, Carl receives a promotion at the plant. He then promotes Homer to be his executive assistant and runs him ragged.

Original AirDate: November 15, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 6 (s21e06) - Pranks and Greens

Groundskeeper Willie tells Bart about Andy Hamilton, a former student who was an even better prankster than Bart is. Bart tracks down Andy, now 19 and still pulling pranks, and the two become quick friends.

Original AirDate: November 22, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 7 (s21e07) - Rednecks and Broomsticks

Original AirDate: November 22, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 8 (s21e08) - O Brother, Where Bart Thou

After stumbling upon some teenage Wiccans, Lisa accepts an invitation to join their coven. Just before Lisa is inducted Chief Wiggum arrives and arrests the three teens on charges of witchcraft; Lisa becomes the chief witness in the trial. Meanwhile, Homer starts to hang out with his new pal Cletus after discovering the slack-jawed yokel makes moonshine.

Original AirDate: November 29, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 9 (s21e09) - Thursdays with Abie

Original AirDate: December 13, 2009

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 10 (s21e10) - Once Upon a Time in Springfield

Grampa bumps into a human interest columnist who becomes fascinated with Grampa’s life and writes a series of columns about Grampa’s adventures.Grampa bumps into a human interest columnist who becomes fascinated with Grampa’s life and writes a series of columns about Grampa’s adventures.

Original AirDate: January 3, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 11 (s21e11) - Million Dollar Maybe

Homer skips a date with Marge so he can buy a lottery ticket; when he wins a million dollars, he fears Marge’s reaction to having blown off the date for a chance at fortune and he keeps his winnings a secret while showering the family with anonymous gifts. Meanwhile, Lisa helps to keep the senior citizens at the Springfield Retirement Castle stimulated with some video games.

Original AirDate: January 31, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 12 (s21e12) - Boy Meets Curl

After discovering their love of curling Marge and Homer try out for the Olympic team and actually make it to the 2010 Vancouver Games. Meanwhile, in Vancouver, Lisa develops an addiction to collecting Olympic pins.

Original AirDate: February 14, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 13 (s21e13) - The Colour Yellow

Lisa presents the story of how her southern ancestors assisted a slave to freedom for Black History Month at school.

Original AirDate: February 21, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 14 (s21e14) - Postcards from the Wedge

Bart discovers his talent of easily pitting Marge & Homer against each other & uses it to get him out of punishment for misbehaving at school, but he takes it too far.div>
Original AirDate: March 14, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 15 (s21e15) - Stealing First Base

Bart becomes romantically confused when his crush, Nikki, plants one on him out of the blue. Meanwhile, First Lady Michelle Obama comes to Lisa’s aid after she’s teased at school for being an overachiever.

Original AirDate: March 21, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 16 (s21e16) - The Greatest Story Ever Doh’d

Ned Flanders invites the Simpsons to come along on a church retreat to Jerusalem. While there, Homer fails to grasp the importance of the city until a crazy tour guide takes them around the city and opens Homer’s eyes.

Original AirDate: March 28, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 17 (s21e17) - American History X-cellent

Smithers is placed in charge of the power plant after Mr. Burns is thrown in jail for possession of stolen artwork. But the plant employees work together to get Mr. Burns out of jail when Smithers abuses his powers as boss.

Original AirDate: April 11, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 18 (s21e18) - Chief of Hearts

While completing some community service Homer makes fast friends with Chief Wiggum. Meanwhile, Bart becomes obsessed with a new, addictive Japanese game.

Original AirDate: April 18, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 19 (s21e19) - The Squirt and the Whale

Homer decides to circumvent the power company & puts a wind turbine in the backyard for electricity. Meanwhile, a powerful storm leaves a 150ft. blue whale beached in Springfield.

Original AirDate: April 25, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 20 (s21e20) - To Surveil With Love

Chief Wiggum and the police force become over-vigilant and install security cameras all over Springfield after a bomb scare. Meanwhile, Lisa, sick of being a blonde, decides to dye her hair.

Original AirDate: May 2, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 21 (s21e21) - Moe Letter Blues

While Homer, Reverend Lovejoy, and Apu are on vacation with their children, Moe writes them a letter in which he threatens to run away with one of their wives.

Original AirDate: May 9, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 22 (s21e22) - The Bob Next Door

Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary.

Original AirDate: May 16, 2010

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The Simpson Season 21 Episode 23 (s21e23) - Judge Me Tender

After displaying a talent for judging contests, Moe is invited to appear on American Idol; Homer gets on Marge’s nerves when he spends too much time at home.

Original AirDate: May 23, 2010

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 1 (s20e01) - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes

After yet another day in court for disorderly conduct, Homer takes up bounty hunting for extra money. But after Flanders saves him during a case, they become partners in their new occupation. Once the partnership takes a turn for the worse, Homer becomes the hunted, as Ned is on the prowl for him after he skips bail. Meanwhile, Marge mistakenly takes a job at an erotic bakery.

Original AirDate: September 28, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 2 (s20e02) - Lost Verizon

While trying to earn money at the country club, Bart acquires Denis Leary’s cell phone after Leary angrily chucks it away. Bart keeps the phone & makes prank calls pretending to be Leary. Marge finds out what Bart is doing & contacts Leary. Denis says Bart might as well keep the phone, but he advises her to activate the GPS system in the phone so she can track Bart’s every move.

Original AirDate: October 5, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 3 (s20e03) - Double, Double, Boy in Trouble

Bart meets his duplicate, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield & the 2 decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to the Simpson home/family, while Bart discovers his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.

Original AirDate: October 19, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 4 (s20e04) - Treehouse of Horror XIX (19)

Original AirDate: November 2, 2008

Title Sequence - When Homer casts his vote for Senator Obama the sinister electronic voting machine instead tallies a vote for Senator McCain.

1. Untitled Robot Parody - Bart buys a possessed Malibu Stacy convertible for Lisa for Christmas. A Transformers parody ensues.

2. How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising - A group of ad executives discover Homer and his talent of killing celebrities. With the celebrities out of the way, the advertisers can use their likenesses and not have to pay royalties–That is, until their ghosts seek revenge on Homer.

3. It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse - A parody of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown starring Milhouse as Linus, Lisa as Sally, and Bart as Charlie Brown.

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 5 (s20e05) - Dangerous Curves

The Simpson clan take a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer & Marge once vacationed 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks Homer & Marge reflect on some history from their courtship & Bart & Lisa recall some pleasant memories from very early days.

Original AirDate: November 9, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 6 (s20e06) - Homer & Lisa Exchange Cross Words

Lisa discovers she has an impressive knack for solving crossword puzzles and she enters in a city-wide crossword tournament. Feelings are hurt though when Homer bets against Lisa in the championship match.

Original AirDate: November 16, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 7 (s20e07) - Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer suspects Bart’s new Muslim friend, Bashir, of involvement with a terrorist plot to destroy the Springfield Mall.

Original AirDate: November 30, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 8 (s20e08) - The Burns & the Bees

Mr. Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game at the annual billionaire’s retreat. In an effort to lure fans he decides to build a state-of-the-art facility, but the stadium site is on the last remaining bee colony in Springfield and Lisa leads the charge to block Burns’ building.

Original AirDate: December 7, 2008

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 9 (s20e09) - Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa and her new friend, Juliet, create a fantasy world named, “The Chronicles of Equailia” that gives them a break from reality.

Original AirDate: January 25, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 10 (s20e10) - Take My Life, Please

Homer wonders if fate truly did deal him a tough hand after he finds out that the class presidential election he lost in high school was rigged.

Original AirDate: February 15, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 11 (s20e11) - How the Test Was Won

Bart & the rest of Springfield Elementary’s "intellectually gifted" end up on an adventure when they're shipped away from school as the rest take a standardized test. Meanwhile, Lisa struggles with pressures of preforming well on the exam & Homer tries to avoid a disaster for the day; because of late payment, his insurance has lapsed until 3:00.

Original AirDate: March 1, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 12 (s20e12) - No Loan Again, Naturally

When the adjustable rate on Homer and Marge’s mortgage resets at more than they can afford, they must put their home up for sale. Good Samaritan Ned Flanders buys the house and rents it out to them at an affordable rate. But Homer pushes his luck too far when he takes advantage of Ned’s generous land lording duties.

Original AirDate: March 8, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 13 (s20e13) - Gone Maggie Gone

Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in by nuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hidden jewel in Springfield!

Original AirDate: March 15, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 14 (s20e14) - In the Name of the Grandfather

The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grampa can have a final drink at O’Flanagan’s Pub, an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry isn’t quite what Grampa remembers it as and O’Flanagans has become a rundown, empty pub, he and Homer decide to buy it and fix it up.

Original AirDate: March 22, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 15 (s20e15) - Wedding For Disaster

After Marge and Homer’s marriage turns out to be invalid, they decide to re-do their vows. But when Homer goes missing, Bart and Lisa smell something funny and investigate his disappearance.

Original AirDate: March 29, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 16 (s20e16) - Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe

Moe develops an internet relationship with a woman named Maya; when the two agree to meet face to face Moe is shocked to discover that Maya is three feet tall. Meanwhile, Marge wants Homer to spend more time with Maggie; Homer obliges and finds himself in luck when he discovers a day care right next to Moe’s.

Original AirDate: April 5, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 17 (s20e17) - The Good, the Sad & the Drugly

Bart resorts to being a good Samaritan to win the affections of a 5th grade girl named Jenny. Meanwhile, Lisa is medicated on “happy pills” to help cure her depression triggered by the world’s bleak future.

Original AirDate: April 19, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 18 (s20e18) - Father Knows Worst

Homer takes an overbearing approach to parenting Bart and Lisa with disastrous results. Meanwhile Marge takes a liking to the new sauna she discovers in the basement.Homer takes an overbearing approach to parenting Bart and Lisa with disastrous results. Meanwhile Marge takes a liking to the new sauna she discovers in the basement.

Original AirDate: April 26, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 19 (s20e19) - Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh

When Springfield Elementary is rated worst school in the state, Marge & Homer rent an apartment in the well-to-do Waverly Hills school district so their kids have a shot at better education...Meanwhile, Homer enjoys bachelor life in the new Waverly Hills apartment.

Original AirDate: May 3, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 20 (s20e20) - Four Great Women & a Manicure

A “quad-rilogy” episode featuring Simpsonized versions of history and popular cinema and literature. Selma stars as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa stars as Snow White in a parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Marge stars in Lady Macbeth in a Macbeth parody, and Maggie stars as the Howard Roark character in a spoof of The Fountainhead.

Original AirDate: May 10, 2009

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The Simpson Season 20 Episode 21 (s20e21) - Coming to Homerica

Ogdenville’s economy takes a stumble after tainted barley is discovered in Krusty’s veggie burgers and the unemployed of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. When Mayor Quimby closes off the town’s borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer puts together a border patrol group.

Original AirDate: May 17, 2009

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Watch the Simpsons Season 19

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 1 (s19e01) - He Loves To Fly And He D'oh's

As a reward for saving Mr. Burns after he falls into a mall fountain, Homer is flown to Chicago on Burns's private jet, and enjoys it so much that he wants a job that involves private jet flying, but when his job interview goes bad, he hides his failure from Marge.

Original AirDate: September 23, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 2 (s19e02) - Homer of Seville

While receiving treatment for an injured back at the hospital, Homer discovers that he has beautiful opera voice (lying on his back). Mr. Burns hires him to sing at the Springfield Opera House, where he quickly becomes a star. Through his newfound stardom, Homer develops many fans including the lovely Julia, an obsessive, dangerous stalker!

Original AirDate: September 30, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 3 (s19e03) - Midnight Towboy

Homer starts working in the towing business, but gets into some trouble when the town sets up Homer to look like he's towing on rival turf after he becomes greedy with power. Meanwhile, Marge signs up for a counseling program that teaches parents how to raise young children to become independent, but the program works a little too well on Maggie.

Original AirDate: October 7, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 4 (s19e04) - Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

During a bank robbery, Marge convinces Dwight, the bank robber, to turn himself in with the assurance that she will visit him once in jail. Marge never goes through on her promise & things get interesting when Dwight escapes from jail & comes looking for Marge.

Original AirDate: October 14, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 5 (s19e05) - Treehouse of Horror XVIII (18)

Original AirDate: November 5, 2006

The 18th installment of the Treehouse of Horror:

1. E.T. Go Home - Bart and Lisa help Kodos “phone home,” but Kodos uses their assistance to secretly plan something sinister.

2. Mr. & Mrs. Simpson - A parody of the 2005 film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, featuring Marge and Homer.

3. Heck House - Ned Flanders decides to scare Bart, Lisa, and their friends straight after they go too far with their Halloween pranks and tricks. But, is it even possible to scare these mischievous kids?

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 6 (s19e06) - Little Orphan Millie

After Milhouse’s parents are lost at sea and assumed dead, he is forced to toughen up. His new confidence and personality help him become cooler than Bart. Meanwhile, Homer gets into trouble with Marge because he can’t remember her eye color.

Original AirDate: November 11, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 7 (s19e07) - Husbands and Knives

Marge starts up a new women-only gym in Springfield and Homer frets about losing her after becoming a highly successful businesswoman. Meanwhile, Coolsville, a new comic book shop, opens up in Springfield & puts Comic Book Guy out of business.

Original AirDate: November 18, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 8 (s19e08) - Funeral for a Fiend

Sideshow Bob returns, this time with his entire family, and sets in motion a complex diabolical scheme to finally kill Bart.

Original AirDate: November 25, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 9 (s19e09) - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind

Homer wakes up to find himself outdoors & covered in snow, without memory of the night before. When he arrives home, he finds everyone missing! Seeking help from Moe & Professor Frink, Homer tries to piece together his memory to find out what happened.

Original AirDate: December 16, 2007

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 10 (s19e10) - E. Pluribus Wiggum

In an effort to raise money with a bond issue Mayor Quimby moves up election day, making Springfield’s primary election the first in the nation causing the media, candidates and political pundits to descend in the city.

Original AirDate: January 6, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 11 (s19e11) - That 90's Show

Homer and Marge tell the children a chapter of their relationship that involves Marge’s going to college and Homer’s inventing “grunge” music.

Original AirDate: January 27, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 12 (s19e12) - Love, Springfieldian Style

After being stranded in a Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, Homer, Marge and Bart pass the time by sharing some of the greatest love stories of all time.

Original AirDate: February 17, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 13 (s19e13) - The Debarted

Bart teams up with a new kid at school, Donny, to pull some pranks, but when the hijinks go haywire, Groundskeeper Willie tips Bart off to the fact that there might be a rat amongst his friends. Meanwhile, Homer becomes attached to a loaner vehicle while his is in the shop being repaired.

Original AirDate: March 2, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 14 (s19e14) - Dial ‘N’ for Nerder

Bart & Lisa pull a prank on Martin that goes terribly wrong & they become burdened with guilt over Martin’s untimely death. Meanwhile, Marge hires an investigative television show to follow Homer around after she suspects him of cheating on his diet.

Original AirDate: March 9, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 15 (s19e15) - Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa enrolls in a ballet class and develops an addiction to secondhand smoke after being exposed to it by her smoking ballet classmates. Meanwhile, Homer lets Bart in on his secret beef jerky manufacturing operation.

Original AirDate: March 30, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 16 (s19e16) - Papa Don’t Leech

The Simpsons harbor Lurleen Lumpkin in their home after she becomes a fugitive from the Springfield authorities for not paying her taxes. While Lurleen stays at the Simpsons’, Marge tracks down Lurleen’s deadbeat father and he reunites with his daughter just long enough to steal one of her new songs and sell it to The Dixie Chicks.

Original AirDate: April 13, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 18 (s19e18) - Any Given Sundance

Lisa makes a documentary of her own family for a school project, and the film is so impressive that Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner push her to enter the documentary in the Sundance Film Festival.

Original AirDate: May 4, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 19 (s19e19) - Mona Leaves A

After Homer’s mother, Mona, passes away unexpectedly, Homer feels guilty for not getting the chance to tell her how much he really loved her (because he was mad at her for always leaving him) and embarks on a mission to fulfill her final wishes.

Original AirDate: May 11, 2008

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The Simpson Season 19 Episode 20 (s20e20) - All About Lisa

Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.

Original AirDate: May 18, 2008

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Watch the Simpsons Season 18

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 1 (s18e01) - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife & Her Homer

At school, Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be son of mob boss, Fat Tony. When Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family, it's up to Michael to take over, but being nothing like his father, isn't interested in the “family business.”

Original AirDate: September 10, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 2 (s18e02) - Jazzy and the Pussycats

When Bart refuses to remain quiet at the funeral of Homer's Vegas wife, a psychiatrist has a unique solution; drumming. Bart turns out to be a natural, & when he joins Lisa at a jazz brunch, some professional jazz musicians ask him to jam with them, which drives Lisa into a depression that she tries to cure by rescuing animals.

Original AirDate: September 17, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 3 (s18e03) - Please Homer Don't Hammer Em'

Marge starts reading a set of home repair books that Homer bought but never got around to reading, & soon becomes a carpentry expert, but when no one will let a woman do any carpentry work, she gets Homer to pretend that he is doing it...Meanwhile, Bart discovers that Principal Skinner is allergic to peanuts!

Original AirDate: September 24, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 4 (s18e04) - Treehouse of Horror XVII (17)

Original AirDate: November 5, 2006

The Simpson Season 18's Treehouse of Horror Halloween Special featuring 3 terrifying tales:

1. Married to the Blob - After eating mysterious green goo from a meteorite, Homer grows to massive proportions eating everything in sight.

2. You Gotta Know When to Golem - Bart takes control of Golem of Jewish folklore, & forces the ancient statue to do his bidding by writing instructions on scrolls & placing them into Golem’s mouth.

3. The Day the Earth Looked Stupid - Taking place in 1938 Springfield, the townspeople react to Orson Welles’ famous War of the Worlds radio broadcast. However, they pay no attention when Kang and Kodos actually do invade the town.

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 5 (s18e05) - G.I. D'oh

When Army recruiters can't get teenagers like Jimbo, Dolph, & Kearny to enlist, they get kids at Springfield Elementary to sign papers agreeing to enlist when they're 18. Homer goes to the recruitment office to get Bart out of his deal, but ends up enlisting himself...

Original AirDate: November 12, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 6 (s18e06) - Moe'N'A Lisa

Lisa feels sorry for Moe after Homer forgets that he offered to take him fishing for his birthday, so she decides to write a school report about him, & in the process discovers his written rantings can be turned into poetry, which makes him famous.

Original AirDate: November 19, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 7 (s18e07) - Ice Cream of Margie With the Light Blue Hair

Homer is fired from the nuclear plant when he pays more attention to the ice cream truck than to Mr. Burns so when the driver dies, Homer buys the truck and takes over the business, which has an unexpected benefit; Marge turns the popsicle sticks into sculptures!

Original AirDate: November 26, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 8 (s18e08) - The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart gets his friends to boycott Nelson's birthday party, but Bart ends up being forced there by Marge. Nelson becomes Bart's new best friend...Meanwhile, Homer reads to Lisa at night, but tries to hide the "big surprise ending" when he discovers it's not exactly happy.

Original AirDate: December 10, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 9 (s18e09) - Kill Gil (Parts 1 & 2)

When Costington's Department Store Santa Gil gives Lisa a sold out Malibu Stacy that his boss had set aside for his daughter, Gil is fired on Christmas Eve. Therefore, the Simpsons let him stay for Christmas Eve, but old Gil overstays his Welcome, & won't leave! To make things worse, Marge just can't say no to him!

Original AirDate: December 17, 2006

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 10 (s18e10) - The Wife Aquatic

Homer takes the family to Barnacle Bay, where Marge spent a number of vacations as a child, only to discover that its boardwalk is rundown, but when Homer burns down the merry-go-round after having it refurbished, he has to work it off on a fishing boat, & a parody of The Perfect Storm ensues...

Original AirDate: January 7, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 11 (s18e11) - Revenge is a Dish Best Served 3 Times

Original AirDate: January 28, 2007

When someone cuts Homer off and he swears revenge on him, Marge, Lisa, and Bart tell tales of revenge to teach Homer a lesson:

1. The Count of Monte Fatso - A parody of the book & film: The Count of Monte Cristo, in which Homer is cast as the Count who is framed & Put in Jail, only to Swear Revenge!

2. Revenge of the Geeks - Using a futuristic device called the “Get-back-inator,” Milhouse takes revenge on the Springfield Elementary bullies & it works very well until it goes into the wrong hands.

3. Bartman Begins - A parody of the Batman origin story, in which Bart is the Bartman!

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 12 (s18e12) - Little Big Girl

Rather than tell the truth about her family history in a school report, Lisa bends the facts & claims she is a "Native American", which ends up having her become the keynote speaker for the National Native American Tribal Council. Meanwhile, Bart stops a major fire so Mayor Quimby grants him one wish - a driver's license!

Original AirDate: February 11, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 13 (s18e13) - Springfield Up

Documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond (from 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Episode) has been tracking the lives of Springfield citizens every eight years since 32 years ago, and is surprised to discover that, sometime in the past 8 years, Homer has gone from loser to millionaire...or has he?

Original AirDate: February 18, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 14 (s18e14) - Yokel Chords

Principal Skinner decides to allow Lisa tutor Cletus’s kids instead of them enrolling into Springfield Elementary, but they end up on Krusty’s show as a musical act. Also, Bart sees a psychiatrist after telling a scary ghost story in the cafeteria, an unsuccessful attempt to get free food.

Original AirDate: March 4, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 15 (s18e15) - Rome-Old and Juli-Eh

When Homer declares bankruptcy (under the impression it would protect his assets), he has to cut wasteful spending, so he stops paying for Grampa to stay in the Retirement Castle, causing him to move out & into a relationship...with Selma!? Meanwhile, Bart & Lisa order shipping materials (boxes) but when the company discover they built a fort with them, it's an all-out war of paper products.

Original AirDate: March 11, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 16 (s18e16) - Homerazzi

When Homer nearly sets the house on fire, the Simpsons buy a fireproof safe for their valuables, but the family album manages to burn anyway. Homer & Marge try to re-enact all the photos. One of them catches a celebrity in a compromising position in the background, so Homer sells it, & soon becomes Springfield's hottest paparazzi!

Original AirDate: March 25, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 17 (s18e17) - Marge Gamer

Marge feels embarassed at a PTA meeting when she reveals she doesn't have an E-mail address, so she goes online, & soon gets involved in an online role-playing game, only to discover the most feared character is...Bart! Meanwhile, Homer becomes a soccer referee for Lisa's league...

Original AirDate: April 22, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 18 (s18e18) - The Boys of Bummer

The Springfield Isotots make it to the Little League championships, but Bart makes an error that costs them the game - & the town refuses to let him forget it. Meanwhile, Homer isg caught sleeping on a bed in a Department store but ends up selling the mattress & becoming a salesman...

Original AirDate: April 29, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 19 (s18e19) - Crook and Ladder

Original AirDate: May 6, 2007

Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpson Home after Marge follows advice in Smothering Mother magazine & throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in & sends Homer to get Maggie a new one, but when he can’t find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute: an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer can’t sleep through the toy’s incessant squeaking & is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a mischievous sleepwalker. When one of Homer’s sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department in the hospital, Homer & some fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires & are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts...

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 20 (s18e20) - Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper drags him out, leading to the dog being sent to animal police academy, but when he bites Bart rather than play catch with him, Bart gets a new pet - a snake - which gets loose in the school and causes a toxic gas cloud to overcome Bart while he's looking for him.

Original AirDate: May 13, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 21 (s18e21) - 24 Minutes

Principal Skinner opens a CTU – Counter Truancy Unit – at Springfield Elementary School. Homer is sent to dispose a container of yogurt so expired it could be toxic! The reeking yogurt falls into the hands of Dolph, Jimbo & Kearney. Bart & Lisa must stop the bullies from releasing the ultimate stink bomb at the school’s bake sale.

Original AirDate: May 20, 2007

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The Simpson Season 18 Episode 22 (s18e22) - You Kent Always Say What You Want

When Homer buys the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone at a local shop, he ends up on Kent Brockman's news program, but when Brockman swears on live TV after coffee is spilled in his lap, he ends up fired after Ned Flanders complains & the FCC fines Channel 6 heavily.

Original AirDate: May 20, 2007

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Watch the Simpsons Season 17

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 1 (s17e01) - Bonfire of the Manatees

Homer pays off a debt to Fat Tony by letting him shoot a porno film in the house. Marge finds out & drives off. Calling Homer, she is attacked by a manatee, which is driven off by a marine biologist. Marge becomes fascinated by manatees, which Homer notices, so when a pack of them are attacked by jet-skiiers, it's up to Homer to save the day - the manatees, & then himself.

Original AirDate: September 11, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 2 (s17e02) - The Girl Who Slept Too Little

When a new stamp Museum is going to open behind the Simpson house, they protest its construction to the point where it is moved to the site of Springfield Cemetery, & the cemetery is moved behind their house. Lisa is afraid of the things she sees, and Homer & Marge are afraid if Lisa keeps sleeping with them, they'll go crazy!

Original AirDate: September 18, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 3 (s17e03) - Milhouse of Sand and Fog

When Maggie comes down with chicken pox, Homer takes advice from Flanders & holds a "pox party" so his friends could have their kids infected. After too many Marge-aritas, Kirk & Luanne van Houten decide to get back together. However, Milhouse realizes they're too interested in each other & not in him, so he tries to break them up...

Original AirDate: September 25, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 4 (s17e04) - Treehouse of Horror XVI (16)

Original AirDate: November 6, 2005

The 16th Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode:

1. B.I. Bartificial Intelligence - Bart falls into deep coma from which he'll never emerge. But, Bart does wake from his coma only to find that his family has replaced him with a new robot boy. Bart struggles to fit back in with the family so Homer & Marge decide they must get rid of one of their sons!

2. Survival of the Fattest - Homer & others are invited by Mr. Burns to his estate for “A Most Dangerous Game.” It turns out that they are participants on “The World Series of Manslaughter” where they are prey & Mr. Burns hunts them. Surprisingly, Homer is the last contestant standing...

3. I've Grown a Costume on Your Face - It’s the Springfield Semi-Annual Halloween Party but the costume contest goes awry when a real witch turns everyone into real-life versions of their costumes!

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 5 (s17e05 ) - Marge's Son Poisoning

Marge buys a tandem bicycle thinking Homer will ride with her, but when she ends up trying to ride on her own (failing miserably), Bart decides to ride with her. But when others call him a mama's boy - he suddenly turns on Marge! Meanwhile, Homer buys a dumbbell from a strongman & after lifting a pinball machine with one arm, Moe gets Homer involved in competitive arm wrestling.

Original AirDate: November 13, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 6 (s17e06) - See Homer Run

Bart steals a "Bart Boulevard" traffic sign, which leads to a major traffic accident, but the new Safety Salamander (Homer's attempt to earn Lisa's love back after ruining her Father's Day Gift) saves everybody. When everybody blames Mayor Quimby, the town calls for a recall election, & Homer decides to run for mayor!

Original AirDate: November 20, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 7 (s17e07) - The Last of the Red Hat Mamas

Homer gets into a fight with an Easter bunny resulting in Marge being shunned by her friends, so she ends up joining the Cheery Red Tomatoes, an organization of older women who talk about their husbands, skydive & steal Faberge eggs from Mr. Burns! Lisa needs to speak Italian in order to qualify for a summer program in Rome. She hires from a telephone poll flyer - Milhouse?

Original AirDate: November 27, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 8 (s17e08) - The Italian Bob

"The Simpsons are going to Italy!" to pick up Mr Burns' New Italian Sports Car, only to end up in a small town where residents aren't aware of the criminal past of new mayor - Sideshow Bob (married & has son). He gives the Simpsons a tour, & asks to keep his past from the town but when he forgets Wine + Simpsons don't mix very well, Marge quickly finds out what "vendetta" means.

Original AirDate: December 11, 2005

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 9 (s17e09) - Simpsons Christmas Stories

Original AirDate: December 18, 2005

It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these 3 Christmas stories:

1. The First D'oh-El - Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, so Homer steps in & tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart) and King Harod's (Mr. Burns’) attempts to have the baby killed!

2. I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus - Grandpa tells Bart & Lisa the story of how in the Navy he & his older brother Cyrus were fighting in the Pacific in WWII. During battle, Cyrus’s plane is lost & Abe & Mr. Burns (co-pilot) crash land their plane. At Christmas time awaiting rescue, Burns, anxious to shoot at something, shoots down Santa Claus. Abe & Burns help Santa fix his sleigh (only for Burns to later steal.) After Abe gets it back, Santa promises to come back for rescue, but never does...

3. The Nutcracker...Sweet - The kids at Springfield Elementary perform “Perhaps the worst version ever” rendition of “The Nutcracker” ballet according to Superintendent Chalmers. When it is revealed that you don’t have to pay for the music rights it leads to a montage of citizens of Springfield going about their usual Christmas activities to the more familiar pieces of music from “The Nutcracker,” including a sequence where Moe tries to kill himself, & Homer tries to get Marge a present last minute.

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 10 (s17e10) - Homer's Paternity Coot

Marge refuses to drive through a new toll booth, so she backs up & causes a chain reaction accident where many cars back up over tire spikes. The resulting addition of flat tires to the Springfield Tire Fire causes a nearby glacier to melt, revealing a 40-year-old frozen mailman with 40-year-old frozen mail, including a letter to Homer's mother from someone who is believed to be Homer's real father?

Original AirDate: January 8, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 11 (s17e11) - We're on the Road to D'oh-Where

When Bart finds the key to the school's steam tunnels and ruins the school with steam, Principal Skinner sends him to a camp in Oregon, but when Homer discovers Bart is on the no-fly list, he has to drive him there. While they are gone, Marge and Lisa have a yard sale, only to discover that the big seller is Homer's expired pain pills.

Original AirDate: January 29, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 12 (s17e12) - My Fair Laddy

Lisa tries to turn Groundskeeper Willie into a refined gentleman after Bart accidentally destroys his shack with an ice-filled ball. In addition, Homer discovers that the company that makes his favorite blue pants has stopped making them!

Original AirDate: February 26, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 13 (s17e13) - The Seemingly Never Ending Story

On a family outing inside a cave, Homer causes a stalactite to crash into the ground, and he ends up stuck in the hole; while Marge, Bart, and Maggie look for a way out, Lisa stays behind and tells Homer a story about Mr. Burns telling a Story, about Moe telling a Story...

Original AirDate: March 12, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 14 (s17e14) - Bart Has Two Mommies

When Ned wins a computer in a rubber duck race at a church bazaar, he decides he doesn't want it, so he gives it to the Simpsons, & in exchange Marge watches Rod & Todd while Ned attends a left-handers' expo. The boys have the time of their lives, & want to see more of Marge, so Homer is left to watch Bart, Lisa, & Maggie...Soon, Homer loses Bart to a mother gorilla!

Original AirDate: March 19, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 15 (s17e15) - Homer Simpson This is Your Wife

Homer sees Lenny's new plasma TV & wants one of his own, so he enters a contest in an attempt to win one, instead wins a trip to Fox Studios, where he gets involved in a show called: Meet Your New Mommy. He ends up trading Marge for the no-nonsense strict wife of another man!

Original AirDate: March 26, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 16 (s17e16) - Million Dollar Abie

The commissioner of football is in town to finalize the awarding of a new professional football team to Springfield, but when he gets lost & asks for directions at the Simpson house, Grampa ties him up, leading the commissioner to cancel the team. This results in everybody in town hating Grampa to the point where he tries assisted suicide...

Original AirDate: April 2, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 17 (s17e17) - Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns outsources the plant to India. Thanks to a lucky bouquet catch, Homer's sent to train the new employees! But, when Burns puts him in charge, the employees treat him as a god. Meanwhile, MacGyver mistakes Patty & Selma's "MacGyver" convention for the (larger) "Stargate SG-1" convention next door. He badmouths MacGyver leading Patty & Selma to kidnap him!

Original AirDate: April 9, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 18 (s17e18) - The Wettest Stories Ever Told

Original AirDate: April 23, 2006

Dinner at the Frying Dutchman takes longer than expected, so the Simpsons pass time telling stories of 3 famous ships:

1. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities.

2. Bart recounts the story of Mutiny on the Bounty. Skinner is Captain Bligh & Bart is Mr. Christian.

3. Homer tells the tale of the maiden voyage of a cruise ship in the 1970s featuring of a ship that can’t flip over, which of course it does and the attempts of the survivors to get out of the ship alive.

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 19 (s17e19) - Girls Just Want to Have Sums

When Principal Skinner makes a comment at the Itchy & Scratchy musical that girls aren't as good in math as boys, he's replaced by a new principal who separates the boys' & girls' schools. When Lisa discovers girls aren't being taught anything about math, she disguises herself as a boy to learn "real" math. She ends up with a Nelson beating, so she gets Bart to teach her to act like a boy.

Original AirDate: April 30, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 20 (s17e20) - Regarding Margie

After Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he & Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - teaching of evolution is banned in schools.

Original AirDate: May 14, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 21 (s17e21) - The Monkey Suit

After Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he and Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - teaching of evolution is banned.

Original AirDate: May 14, 2006

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The Simpson Season 17 Episode 22 (s17e22) - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

The Springfield Isotopes's star first baseman is having marital problems, so when he sees Homer & Marge kissing on the Jumbotron, he asks them for advice, but when Homer is later caught giving a neck massage to the player's wife, they break up again - & it's hard for them to give advice when they're not talking to each other themselves.

Original AirDate: May 21, 2006

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Watch the Simpsons Season 16

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 1 (s16e01) - Treehouse of Horror XV (15)

Original AirDate: November 7, 2004

Another Simpsons Halloween Special featuring 3 more Scary Tales...

1. The Ned Zone - Homer knocks Ned unconscious with a bowling ball, & he developes a sixth sense that allows him to see the deaths of everyone he touches. When he sees himself murder Homer, he tries his best to stop it.

2. Four Beheadings and a Funeral - A take on the Jack the Ripper story that casts Lisa and Bart as Eliza Simpson and Dr. Bartley, who try to discover the identity of the “Mutton Chop Murderer.”

3. In the Belly of the Boss - A parody of Fantastic Voyage in which the Simpson family goes on a rescue mission after Maggie is accidentally shrunk and ingested by Mr. Burns.

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 2 (s16e02) - All's Fair In Oven War

A 2 year remodeling of the kitchen leads Marge to make a dessert for a church event which is so popular that Ned suggests she enter the Ovenfresh Bake-off, but when the other contestants sabotage her entry, she returns the favor by adding an extra ingredient to the other entries - Maggie's ear drops (not knowing that Lisa saw her do it).

Original AirDate: November 14, 2004

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 3 (s16e03) - Sleeping With The Enemy

When Bart gets a perfect score on a state capitals test (thanks to Mrs. Krabappel leaving a map of the USA on the wall), the party Marge throws for him is so lame that Marge thinks that Bart & Lisa feel she's "overmothering" them, & shares her love with someone else: Nelson. She takes Nelson in when his mother leaves him. Meanwhile, Lisa gets the impression that she has a big butt.

Original AirDate: November 21, 2004

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 4 (s16e04) - She Used to Be My Girl

Marge discovers that her high school journalism partner, Chloe, is now a TV News Reporter (while Marge decided to forego college & marry Homer). Lisa seems more interested in what Chloe did with her life than what Marge did so she sneaks into Chloe's car to attend a U.N. women's conference in Capitol City, but ends up surrounded by lava with Chloe at base of erupting Mount Springfield!?

Original AirDate: December 5, 2004

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 5 (s16e05) - Fat Man and Little Boy

Bart refuses to accept that he's no longer a kid after he loses his last baby tooth so he decides to express himself with T-shirt slogans, which bring him to the attention of a local novelty salesmen interested in becoming Bart's partner, causing the recently-fired Homer to consider himself the #2 man of the house!

Original AirDate: December 12, 2004

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 6 (s16e06) - Midnight Rx

When Mr. Burns cancels the plant employees' prescription drug plan, Homer decides to get cheap prescription drugs from Canada (with forged Canadian ID papers), only for Grampa, Ned, & Apu to join him on a 2nd trip, which is not as successful as the 1st; however, when Smithers is at the brink of death because of a thyroid condition, Burns decides to finance one final run...

Original AirDate: January 16, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 7 (s16e07) - Mommie Beerest

When the health inspector, an old friend of Moe's, dies, his replacement is not lenient with Moe, & orders it shut down unless Moe can make expensive repairs. Homer, who just paid off his mortgage, decides to re-mortgage his house to pay for the repairs. However, when Marge finds out, she becomes Moe's business partner, and decides to turn the bar into a British pub!

Original AirDate: January 30, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 8 (s16e08) - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

Homer one-ups Bart at a carnival game and does an "in-your-face" victory dance, which is caught on video & uploaded to the Internet, catching the interest of a professional football player who needs somebody to design new end-zone celebration dances for him. Soon, Homer is choreographing celebrations for Yao Ming, LeBron James, Warren Sapp, Tom Brady, & Michelle Kwan!

Original AirDate: February 6, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 9 (s16e09) - Pranksta Rap

Bart sneaks out to attend a rap concert Marge told him he couldn't attend. When he comes back, he writes a note saying he was kidnapped & throws it into the house (avoiding punishment). Chief Wiggum, realizing he hasn't been the best cop in the city's history, takes extra interest in the case, & after he hears a clue on one of Bart's phone calls he makes an arrest - Kirk van Houten!

Original AirDate: February 13, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 10 (s16e10) - There's Something About Marrying

Bart & Milhouse prank a tourist by accident & he turns out to be a reporter for a TV show, who gives Springfield his lowest rating ever. To regain tourists, Lisa suggests legalizing same-sex marriages, which Reverend refuses to conduct so Homer (who gets $200 per ceremony) joins "The e-Piscopal Church" & becomes a minister online. However, One customer is a bit of a surprise...

Original AirDate: February 20, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 11 (s16e11) - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

At a Springfield Glacier Field Trip, Lisa falls for the "enjoy your trip, see you next fall" gag twice, courtesy of Bart. Then, Bart sneaks a walkie-talkie behind Lisa &, while Lisa laments the loss of the glacier because of gaseous emissions, Bart supplies the appropriate sound effects. Lisa has had it, & gets a restraining order requiring Bart to keep 20, & soon 200 Feet Away!

Original AirDate: March 6, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 12 (s16e12) - Goo Goo Gai Pan

Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Lisa suggests adopting a baby from China but The Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer - & "The Simpsons are going to China!"

Original AirDate: March 13, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 13 (s16e13) - Mobile Homer

When Homer nearly gets killed by a repeatedly closing garage door, Marge suggests that he gets health insurance. However, Homer is considered uninsurable so Marge starts saving money by cutting corners, which doesn't work when Homer wastes it faster than Marge saves it. Marge insists that she takes charge of the family finances, resulting in Homer using the savings for an RV!

Original AirDate: March 20, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 14 (s16e14) - The Seven-Beer Snitch

While in Shelbyville, the Simpsons watch a musical about the town, which includes a character from Springfield who isn't particularly bright. Marge suggests to the Springfield Cultural Activities Board to have a concert hall, built by famous architect Frank Gehry (voiced by himself). However after it is built, it becomes clear that nobody in Springfield likes classical music so it is sold to Mr. Burns, who turns it into a prison. One of its first inmates is Homer who is put into jail due to a decades-old rule of kicking a can 5 times in a row. When Snake tries to escape, Homer thinks he "accidentally" fell into a garbage truck and tells the guards. Mr. Burns & the warden thinks Homer has a future as a snitch - and so does Homer but how long will his secret snitch life last before his jail-mates find out?!

Original AirDate: April 3, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 15 (s16e15) - FutureDrama

Bart & Lisa stumble into the basement of Professor Frink's house. It seems he has perfected the science of predicting the future. He shows them Springfield "8 years from Tuesday": Lisa is graduating at age 16, & has a scholarship to Yale provided by Mr. Burns but when Bart saves Mr. Burns from a robbery, Burns gives Bart the chance to go to college - by giving him Lisa's scholarship!

Original AirDate: April 17, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 16 (s16e16) - Don't Fear the Roofer

It's raining in Springfield, & Homer's roof is leaking, so Homer takes the only sensible course of action; he heads off to Moe's. However, he spoils a surprise party for Lenny, & makes it worse by destroying the cake so he's tossed out. Homer ends up at Knockers, where he meets a fellow loner named Ray (voiced by Ray Romano), who turns out to be a roofer. However, nobody but Homer ever seems to be able to see Ray...

Original AirDate: May 1, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 17 (s16e17) - The Heartbroke Kid

Superintendent Chalmers & Principal Skinner are selecting the school's vending machine company. While a gumbo machine sounds interesting, the winner is Scammer & Z-Dog, complete with hip-sounding vending machines. Lisa discovers that the snacks are extremely unhealthy! Bart goes overboard with the snacks: 3 weeks later, Uter's hair has turned yellow & spiky...oh wait...that's Bart!

Original AirDate: May 1, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 18 (s16e18) - A Star is Torn

Lisa sings the family to sleep with a rendition of "Mockingbird" (after suffering from system shock of an all-vegetable meal). She is so good that she decides to enter Krusty's "Li'l Starmaker" competition. However, when another singer (voiced by American Idol's third winner, Fantasia Barrino) sings a much better version, Homer quickly pens a song about Springfield which is a hit, & Lisa qualifies for the show!

Original AirDate: May 8, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 19 (s16e19) - Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer watches a movie about the end of the world as foretold in the Bible, leading Homer to do a little research & work out that the Apocalypse begins in 1 week. Nobody listens to him, until he makes a prediction that "the stars will fall to the Earth", which is exactly what happens when a celebrity-filled blimp crashes, and soon Homer has a pack of followers who join him for the END!

Original AirDate: May 8, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 20 (s16e20) - Home Away from Homer

Ned hasn't been doing too well at the Leftorium ever since LeftMart opened, so Marge suggests he rent out one of his rooms, which he does, to two girls from the local community college. However, the two girls have a webcam in their bedroom (www.sexyslumberparty.com), which soon becomes a town hit. When Ned discovers the truth, he realizes that he can't trust anybody in Springfield anymore & leaves...

Original AirDate: May 15, 2005

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The Simpson Season 16 Episode 21 (s16e21) - Father, Son & Holy Guest Star

Bart is expelled by Principal Skinner for a prank at a school Medieval Festival that was actually caused by Groundskeeper Willie (who was mad at having to be the village idiot), & ends up going to a Catholic school, which is more affordable than other private schools. The only person who takes a real interest in Bart is Father Sean, who explains he acted a bit like Bart in his day, and lends Bart a "Lives of the Saints" comic book. Marge is afraid that Bart is turning into a Catholic, but Homer is sidetracked by the fact that the school is having a pancake dinner followed by bingo, and when he discovers that he can be absolved of all sins through confession if he converts, Marge problems are doubled, especially when she realizes that Catholics do not believe in birth control.

Original AirDate: May 15, 2005

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 1 (s15e01) - Treehouse of Horror XIV (14)

Original AirDate: November 2, 2003

Halloween Special - 3 Spooky Stories...

1. Reaper Madness - Death comes to the door of the Simpsons looking for Bart. Homer kills Death & suddenly the world is without death. Homer puts on Death’s robe & finds himself “The Grim Reaper.”

2. Frinkenstein - Homer gets a call telling him that he’s won the Nobel Prize, only the call is really for Professor Frink. So that his father might partake in the awards ceremony, Professor Frink reanimates his father’s corpse. His father’s corpse escapes & goes on a killing spree to collect some replacement body parts. At the awards ceremony in Stockholm the Professor’s father tries to make amends with his son for his recent organ harvest, until he sees all the brains filled with knowledge!

3. Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off - Bart & Milhouse get hold of a stopwatch that actually allows them to stop time. They are having a great “time” and almost get away with it, until they are outsmarted by the mayor. On their run from the angry mob, the watch breaks & they are the only two moving in a world where time has stopped!

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 2 (s15e02) - My Mother the Carjacker

Homer tries to find his own funny headline, but instead finds a secret message to him contained in the first character of each row in a newspaper article about a giant pizza.

Original AirDate: November 9, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 3 (s15e03) - The President Wore Pearls

It's Vegas night at Springfield Elementary, Lisa runs against Nelson for class president. Lisa struggles to fight against Nelson's popularity, she is of course all about the issues, while he isn't.

Original AirDate: November 16, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 4 (s15e04) - The Regina Monologues

Mr. Burns uses his ATM card and gets a $1000 bill. It hits him in the chest and then blows away, right across town and into the Simpson living room window, where Bart gets a hold of it.

Original AirDate: November 23, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 5 (s15e05) - The Fat and the Furriest

It is Mother's Day and Homer goes with the kids to Sprawl-Mart to buy Marge a better gift. They find Abe working there as a greeter and Lisa asks her aunts to help them pick out a gift.

Original AirDate: November 30, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 6 (s15e06) - Today I am A Clown

Krusty comes to realize that he can't find happiness in life because he never had a Bar Mitzvah, so he reunites with his father (a rabbi) and sets about having one belatedly. Homer fills in for him on the TV show while he's away and becomes a celebrity for sharing his blunt observations with the world.

Original AirDate: December 7, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 7 (s15e07) - Tis the Fifteenth Season

When Homer is given a Joe DiMaggio rookie card by an oblivious-to-its-value Burns, he sells it for a pile of cash. He spends most of the money on himself, only coming to realize his greedy ways when he sees Christmas Carol on TV.

Original AirDate: December 14, 2003

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 8 (s15e08) - Marge vs Singles Seniors Childless Couples & Teens & Gays

A baby riot breaks out at a children's concert in Springfield, causing the town's childless contingent to become fed up with their behavior. An anti-youth lobby is formed, gains steam, and threatens to eliminate all child-friendly aspects of the city.

Original AirDate: January 4, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 9 (s15e09) - I, D'oh-Bot

In his effort to impress his son, Homer decides to build a robot that can fight on the mechanical gladiator show they enjoy watching. Without the technical skills to build it, Homer decides to don a robot suit & fight for Bart's love getting beaten to a pulp in the process. Meanwhile, Lisa is crushed when Snowball III dies, & is further distraught when she can't keep any replacement cats alive either.

Original AirDate: January 11, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 10 (s15e10) - Diatribe of a Mad Housewife

Marge is inspired to write her first book, but Homer shows little interest or support because he's fixated instead on the old ambulance he's now driving around town, making house calls, etc. Annoyed by Homer's tendencies, Marge channels her anger into her writing and produces a period piece that depicts a despicable Homer-like character and his wife who longs for a Flanders-like neighbor.

Original AirDate: January 25, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 11 (s15e11) - Margical History Tour

With the Springfield library dangerously low on books, the kids don't have enough resources to do their research papers for school.

Original AirDate: February 8, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 12 (s15e12) - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Milhouse moves & Bart realizes just how much his pathetic friend means to him. After a lot of moping, Bart seeks friendship from an unlikely source: Lisa. As they start to hang out more, they realize they actually like each other's company until Milhouse returns! Meanwhile, Homer looks for ways to get cash for an anniversary gift. He becomes a panhandler & buys Marge a diamond earring.

Original AirDate: February 15, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 13 (s15e13) - Smart & Smarter

When Maggie is accepted into a gifted preschool (even though she has yet to say a word) Lisa feels she has lost her identity as the smart one. She then searches for a new one that people will accept and like her for.

Original AirDate: February 22, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 14 (s15e14) - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

The Simpsons discover the squatter living in their attic is Marge's old prom date and former billionaire Artie Ziff. When Homer wins Artie's stock holdings in a poker game, he is sent to white-collar prison for criminal accounting irregularities.

Original AirDate: March 14, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 15 (s15e15) - CoDependent's Day

After a trip to a vineyard, Marge and Homer go on a drinking binge together. When Homer drives drunk and crashes, he places a passed out Marge in the drivers seat to avoid being arrested. Thinking she is an alcoholic, Marge enters rehab and soon realizes that she is not in fact addicted to alcohol, but instead to spending time with Homer.

Original AirDate: March 21, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 16 (s15e16) - Wandering Juvie

When Bart scams the town out of wedding presents he is finally sent to a juvenile detention center. While he is tethered to Gina, a female inmate (who is also his juvie nemesis), she escapes and the two of them go on the lam a la The Defiant Ones.

Original AirDate: March 28, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 17 (s15e17) - My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Right before the long awaited wedding of Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner, Edna finds out that Seymour has doubts and calls off the wedding.

Original AirDate: April 18, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 18 (s15e18) - Catch 'Em If You Can

When Marge and Homer are caught by Bart and Lisa having a romantic weekend in Miami instead of having a boring family visit to Dayton, the kids embark on a cross country journey à la Catch Me If You Can in order to hunt them down and ruin their vacation.

Original AirDate: April 25, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 19 (s15e19) - Simple Simpson

Homer becomes a masked vigilante known as "The Pie Man" when he pies Springfield's miscreants.

Original AirDate: May 2, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 20 (s15e20) - The Way We Weren't

When Homer admits that Marge was not his first kiss, we flash back to Homer in summer camp where his first kiss was with an anonymous girl.

Original AirDate: May 9, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 21 (s15e21) - Bartmangled Banner

When Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge accidentally says on national television that all of Springfield hates America, the Simpson family is arrested for high treason and sent to Alcatraz.

Original AirDate: May 16, 2004

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The Simpson Season 15 Episode 22 (s15e22) - Fraudcast News

When Mr. Burns is reported dead incorrectly, all of the newspapers and news stations decide to report what they really think of him. In order to end the negative view the public has of him.

Original AirDate: May 23, 2004

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 1 (s14e01) - Treehouse of Horror XIII (13)

Original AirDate: November 3, 2002

The Opening - Ghost of Maude Flanders Appears!

1. Send in the Clones - Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones, & he begins making & using the clones to do all of his chores. When one of the clones permanently takes care of Flanders, Homer decides to get rid of the clones & the hammock. So he takes them both out to cornfield where he leaves them. Only the clones begin using the hammock & start to increase themselves at an enormous rate, soon the town of Springfield is under invasion by an army of Homers.

2. The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms - Lisa finds the grave of William Bonney who was killed by gun violence. In his memory, she starts a gun control crusade, which makes Springfield totally gun-free; even the police no longer have guns. Now defenseless, the corpse of William “Billy the Kid” Bonney & his cohorts rise from the dead & start raising havoc in town!

3. The Island of Dr. Hibbert - The family takes a trip to “The Island of Lost Souls,” where they find Dr. Hibbert is running the island’s resort. Marge thinks that something creepy is going on there, but when she goes off to investigate she is captured by Dr. Hibbert who turns her into a cat woman. Homer goes in search of a cure for Marge’s condition and encounters Ned Flanders - who needs to be...milked!?

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 2 (s14e02) - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family while in cab (a la Taxi Cab Confessions). In an effort to help him regroup, Marge, Bart, Lisa and little Maggie send him to Mick Jagger's (playing himself) Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy camp. Once there, Homer lives the life of a rock star.

Original AirDate: November 10, 2002

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 3 (s14e03) - Bart vs Lisa vs 3rd Grade

After taking an aptitude test, Bart is held back a grade, and Lisa is skipped ahead, landing them both in third grade at the same time, and in the same class. Tension develops between them, but they are forced to work together when they become lost on a school field trip.

Original AirDate: November 17, 2002

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 4 (s14e04) - Large Marge

Marge mistakenly thinks Homer is eyeing other women. In an effort to uplift her appeal, she decides to get plastic surgery to look younger. But the surgery goes awry when Marge receives breast implants that were meant for a younger patient. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse catch an episode of Batman where Batman and Robin battle Clown Man - who happens to look a lot like Krusty.

Original AirDate: November 24, 2002

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 5 (s14e05) - Helter Shelter

While the Simpson house is being fumigated after a Russian termite infestation, the family moves into a house that's part of a reality show where they have to live in 1895. When the ratings for the show begin to fail, the producers bring in Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.

Original AirDate: December 1, 2002

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 6 (s14e06) - The Great Louse Detective

Somebody from Homer's past tries to murder him, and it's up to Sideshow Bob to help Homer find out who that person is.

Original AirDate: December 15, 2002

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 7 (s14e07) - Special Edna

After cancelling an apple picking trip due to "mother issues", Principal Skinner upsets Ms. Krabappel. When Bart discovers this, he gets Edna nominated for Teacher of the Year and everyone travels to Orlando, Florida for the ceremony. Skinner decides to tag along, and musters up the courage to propose to Edna.

Original AirDate: January 5, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 8 (s14e08) - The Dad Who Knew Too Little

After Homer gets Lisa an inappropriate birthday present, he worries that he is losing touch with his daughter, so he hires a private investigator to follow her around.

Original AirDate: January 12, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 9 (s14e09) - The Strong Arms of the Ma

Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart & has a severe anxiety attack, which makes her completely unable to leave the house. She begins lifting weights, which ultimately allows her to overcome her fear. Marge's new physique motivates her to bodybuild but when she begins taking steroids (advice of Ruth Powers) she becomes aggressive & in a fit of rage destroys Moe's!

Original AirDate: February 2, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 10 (s14e10) - Pray Anything

When Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer decides his neighbor's secret to success is praying. Homer starts praying to get his way with everything. He even prays himself into an injury lawsuit against the Church & is awarded with the deed. It can only take a miracle to make Homer see the error of his ways.

Original AirDate: February 9, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 11 (s14e11) - Barting Over

Bart learns that he had acted in commercials as a baby, as Baby Stinkbreath (for a baby mouthwash) & that Homer has squandered all his money on buying back incriminating photos of Homer dropping Bart from a balcony. Bart becomes so angry, he sues to become an emancipated minor. Frustrated, Bart leaves home...

Original AirDate: February 16, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 12 (s14e12) - I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

While Homer falls in love with the new limited-time Krusty Ribwich, Lisa enjoys the sudden popularity of being a spelling champ - & soon becomes the state rep for the Spell-lympics. At the finals, Lisa is told to take a dive (and get a free college scholarship) so that a cuter kid will win and ensure the future of competitive spelling.

Original AirDate: February 16, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 13 (s14e13) - A Star is Born Again

In a send-up of "Notting Hill", Ned Flanders begins dating a forgotten starlet.

Original AirDate: March 2, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 14 (s14e14) - Mr Spritz Goes to Washington

Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but he falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.

Original AirDate: March 9, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 15 (s14e15) - C.E. D'oh

After being rejected by a sleepy Marge on Valentine's Night, Homer enrolls in Stark Richdale's extension class Successmanship 101, which gives him the tools needed to take over the Nuclear Plant - by replacing the plant's true owner (a canary) with himself, and firing Mr. Burns.

Original AirDate: March 16, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 16 (s14e16) - 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Snobby English documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond convinces Lisa she must choose a career path immediately, prompting her into astronomy but when her successful petition to reduce outdoor light pollution gives criminals increased cover of darkness, an angered town sees to it that Springfield's outdoor lighting becomes brighter than ever, leading to perpetual daylight!

Original AirDate: March 30, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 17 (s14e17) - Three Gays of the Condo

While looking for a missing puzzle piece, Homer stumbles upon an angry note Marge wrote on the back of a placemat one night when he suffered alcohol poisoning. Homer wonders why Marge every stayed with him and decided he wasn't good enough for her. So Homer moves out and settles on a condo, which he shares with two homosexuals.

Original AirDate: April 13, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 18 (s14e18) - Dude Where's My Ranch

While out Christmas caroling, the family finds out from a lawyer that the carol they are singing is copyrighted, leading Homer to write his own carol. A passing David Byrne happens to hear Homer play his song at Moe's, & makes it a hit record! When stardom becomes too much, the family spends a week at a dude ranch. Lisa objects, until she meets a young junior wrangler, Luke Stetson.

Original AirDate: April 27, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 19 (s14e19) - Old YellerBelly

Santa's Little Helper is shunned a coward after opting to devour a roast turkey rather than pull Homer from a fire. Getting his nose stuck in a can of Duff Beer afterward propels him to status of the Duff Brewery's new mascot. But the the dog's new-found fame cause his original race track owner to come forth & reclaim his "property" - leaving it up to the Simpsons to get their dog back!

Original AirDate: May 4, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 20 (s14e20) - Brake My Wife Please

Judge Harm revokes Homer's license, & he discovers the healthy joys of walking, while Marge becomes stressed by the added running around to the point where she accidentally runs him over. Now Marge has to nurse him on top of everything else & they realize they need to visit a marriage counsellor. Homer realizes he must do unselfish deeds for his wife to save their marriage.

Original AirDate: May 11, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 21 (s14e21) - The Bart of War

After his latest bout of mischief results in another encounter with police (result of watching South Park), Marge & Homer place Bart into a program of supervised afternoon activities - a quasi-Native American tribe, "The Pre-Teen Braves." But tribal war ensues when his clan is forced into a game of community service one-upsmanship with an opposing group of do-gooders, "The Cavalry Kids."

Original AirDate: May 18, 2003

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The Simpson Season 14 Episode 22 (s14e22) - Moe Baby Blues

A Town event Gone Wrong causes a panic & during the ensuing traffic jam Maggie is thrown out the Simpsons car into the arms of a suicidal Moe - who is dubbed hero. Maggie accepts him as new babysitter & surrogate father, much to Homer's dismay. Moe's new reason to live/obsession proves useful when Maggie gets in the middle of mafia gang war between Fat Tony & Don Castellaneta.

Original AirDate: May 18, 2003

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 1 (s13e01) - Treehouse of Horror XII (12)

Original AirDate: November 6, 2001

3 More Tales to Add to the Collection...

1. Hex and the City - The family sees a gypsy, but Homer’s usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to seek her revenge by cursing him and his loved ones. In an effort to get the curse lifted, Homer catches a leprechaun and releases it upon the gypsy with surprising results.

2. House of Whacks - The family home obtains an upgrade, the Ultrahouse 3000, a computer that will do everything for them. Everything is great until the house falls in love with Marge & tries killing Homer.

3. Wiz Kids - Bart and Lisa are attending wizard school. The evil Lord Montymort and Slithers have designs on capturing Lisa, so that Montymort can take her essence. They use Bart’s rivalry with his sister as the means to get at her.

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 2 (s13e02) - The Parent Rap

Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief's patrol car. But just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named Constance Harm assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imagineable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.

Original AirDate: November 11, 2001

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 3 (s13e03) - Homer the Moe

After Moe heads for a bartending school to brush up his business skills, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage.

Original AirDate: November 18, 2001

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 4 (s13e04) - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Homer's new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. Mr. Burns finds it in a woman named Gloria, whom he loves so much that he wants to marry. But as he proposes to Gloria, her ex shows up - which happens to be Snake, and he's just broken out of prison.

Original AirDate: December 2, 2001

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 5 (s13e05) - The Blunder Years

A restaurant hypnotist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be the body of Waylon Smithers' Father who had disappeared 25 years earlier under suspicious circumstances

Original AirDate: December 9, 2001

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 6 (s13e06) - She of Little Faith

Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wallspace to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism.

Original AirDate: December 16, 2001

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 7 (s13e07) - Brawl in the Family

When a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family.

Original AirDate: January 6, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 8 (s13e08) - Sweets and Sour Marge

When Springfield is named the "World's Fattest Town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation, Marge takes it upon herself to rid the entire town of the sweet stuff.

Original AirDate: January 20, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 9 (s13e09) - Jaws Wired Shut

Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics.

Original AirDate: January 27, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 10 (s13e10) - Half Decent Proposal

Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), E-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring.

Original AirDate: February 10, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 11 (s13e11) - The Bart Wants What it Wants

Bart develops a crush on Ranier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back.

Original AirDate: February 17, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 12 (s13e12) - The Lastest Gun in the West

Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the Krusty the Klown show. But years of alcohol abuse get in the way.

Original AirDate: February 24, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 13 (s13e13) - The Old Man and the Key

Grandpa Simpson re-applies for his driver's license in order to impress a woman who moves into the Retirement Castle.

Original AirDate: March 10, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 14 (s13e14) - Tales from the Public Domain

Original AirDate: March 17, 2002

In a variation on "Simpsons Tall Tales", the Simpson family portray mythological & medieval characters.

1. The Odyssey - Homer takes on Homer, as he plays Odysseus.

2. Joan of Arc - Lisa takes on the role of Joan, leading the French to victory over the English, then being sentenced to death. But Marge, not one for tragedy, changes the ending to something more pleasant.

3. Hamlet - Homer asks Bart to avenge his death, but he kills the wrong man, leading to widespread murder and suicide, and boredom of the real Homer, who would rather think about Ghostbusters.

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 15 (s13e15) - Blame it On Lisa

Lisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons go to Brazil to find him.

Original AirDate: March 31, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 16 (s13e16) - Weekend at Burnsie's

After being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes. When Homer becomes hooked on the wacky tobaccy, he leads a petition to legalize the drug.

Original AirDate: April 7, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 17 (s13e17) - Gump Roast

The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show".

Original AirDate: April 21, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 18 (s13e18) - I Am Furious Yellow

Bart creates an Internet cartoon entitled "Angry Dad" that's based on Homer - who then becomes a laughing stock.

Original AirDate: April 28, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 19 (s13e19) - The Sweetest Apu

Apu’s unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman but when Manjula finds out, things are worse! Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back.

Original AirDate: May 5, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 20 (s13e20) - Little Girl in the Big Ten

In order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble.

Original AirDate: May 12, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 21 (s13e21) - The Frying Game

Homer is sentenced to community service after nearly killing a rare insect found in his backyard pond. While working in a Meals on Wheels program, Homer befriends an elderly old woman. When the woman is dead, Homer & Marge become murder suspects after being named the sole beneficiaries of her will. Homer is convicted & sentenced to death penalty - the electric chair.

Original AirDate: May 19, 2002

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The Simpson Season 13 Episode 22 (s13e22) - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands and becomes a policeman. Joe Mantegna reprises his Fat Tony role yet again.

Original AirDate: May 22, 2002

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Watch the Simpsons Season 12

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 1 (s12e01) - Treehouse of Horror XI (11)

Original AirDate: November 1, 2000

3 More Tales to Add to the Collection...

1. G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad - Homer dies because he eats the deadliest plant on Earth, broccoli. When he arrives at the gates of Heaven, he can't get in because he hasn’t done one good deed all his life. St. Peter gives him 24 hours to perform at least one deed but can Homer Accomplish this?

2. Scary Tales Can Come True - Bart and Lisa are abandoned to the deep dark woods. With a book of Fairy Tales to guide them, the pair navigates their way past a troll and three bears eventually arriving at the house of the witch who lives in the gingerbread house. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge change their minds and he goes in search of the children giving Rapunzel a haircut along the way.

3. Night of the Dolphin - Lisa lets a dolphin go free but it turns out this particular dolphin is the dolphin’s king. Now that he's free, he plots to take his revenge on the land dwelling humans. Soon the dolphins are back on land where they’ve belonged all along & humans are banished to the sea.

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 2 (s12e02) - A Tale of Two Springfields

After Springfield's telephone area code splits in two, Homer spearheads a movement to divide the town itself in half along the new area code line.

Original AirDate: November 5, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 3 (s12e03) - Insane Clown Poppy

Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when he discovers that he has a daughter about Bart's age from a one-night stand.

Original AirDate: November 12, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 4 (s12e04) - Lisa the Tree Hugger

Eager to join "Dirt First" after witnessing their pro-vegetarianism demonstration atop the local Krusty Burger franchise, Lisa attempts to prove her worth by camping out in a giant redwood destined for logging. Meanwhile, Bart joins the workforce in order to buy a new game console advertised on television.

Original AirDate: November 19, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 5 (s12e05) - Homer vs. Dignity

Short on funds, Homer approaches the ever-wealthy C. Montgomery Burns for a token raise. But when Burns grants his request on the condition that Homer act as his personal jester, the Simpson family finds itself the subject of degrading and embarassing activities.

Original AirDate: November 26, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 6 (s12e06) - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

After realizing that he's missing the cyberspace boat, Homer plugs into the internet and builds a web site. But when low traffic hits him where it hurts, he resorts to spicing up his cyberslab with damaging gossip concerning fellow townsfolk.

Original AirDate: December 3, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 7 (s12e07) - The Great Money Caper

Strapped for cash, Homer and Bart thumb their way through "A Child's Garden of Cons" in search of the road to easy money.

Original AirDate: December 10, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 8 (s12e08) - Skinner's Sense of Snow

When a large storm snows in Springfield Elementary, the children are trapped inside for the holidays and soon rebel against Principal Skinner.

Original AirDate: December 17, 2000

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 9 (s12e09) - HOM'R

When doctors find and remove a crayon lodged in Homer's brain, his true IQ emerges, leading to a strong relationship with Lisa. But his relationship with others falls out once his new-found competence in safety inspecting leads to the closure of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Original AirDate: January 7, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 10 (s12e10) - Pokey Mom

Following a prison rodeo, Marge befriends an inmate whom she considers undeserving of incarceration, and eventually sees to his release.

Original AirDate: January 14, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 11 (s12e11) - Worst Episode Ever

The Comic Book Guy has a heart attack after witnessing the work of special make-up effects master Tom Savini, giving Bart and Milhouse their cue to babysit the Android's Dungeon.

Original AirDate: February 4, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 12 (s12e12) - Tennis the Menace

Instead of buying a casket for his father, Homer uses the money to build a tennis court instead. Springfield wants to use the court for a tennis tournament, which all of the family members enter. But when teams are divided, the family gets competitive with each other, and they recruit professional tennis players to play in their places.

Original AirDate: February 11, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 13 (s12e13) - Day of the Jackanapes

Upon learning that Krusty has erased all the archival tapes of his show from the Sideshow Bob era, Bob schemes to use Bart as a manchurian candidate to blow up Krusty live on the air.

Original AirDate: February 18, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 14 (s12e14) - New Kids on the Blecch

When a talent agency discovers the musical abilities of Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph, it scurries to set them up as the next big boy band sensation, complete with a sinister subliminal propaganda campaign in mind: "Join the Navy".

Original AirDate: February 25, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 15 (s12e15) - Hungry, Hungry Homer

After Homer discovers that the Springfield Isotopes are being moved to Albuquerque, he stages a hunger strike outside the stadium.

Original AirDate: March 4, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 16 (s12e16) - Bye Bye Nerdie

Lisa's attempts to befriend a new student at Springfield Elementary result in constant bullying, leading her on a crusade to find out just what makes bullies tick.

Original AirDate: March 11, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 17 (s12e17) - Simpson Safari

A belated prize awaits Homer in his next box of animal crackers, one which starts the family out on an exotic trip to Ngorongoro, Africa.

Original AirDate: April 1, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 18 (s12e18) - Trilogy of Error

In a "Run, Lola, Run?" parody, a breakfast accident involving Marge's kitchen knife and Homer's thumb is seen through the eyes of individual family members. While Homer & Marge make a mad dash for the hospital, Lisa takes her linguistic robot to the Springfield science fair, and Bart runs afoul of Fat Tony's illegal fireworks ring.

Original AirDate: April 29, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 19 (s12e19) - I'm Goin' to Praiseland

When Ned discovers that one of Maude's goals was to build a bible-themed amusement park, he reunites with Rachel in order to fulfill her dream. But when an accident dupes the public into believing that the park was the site of a miracle, Ned is forced to decide between revealing the truth versus enjoying his increased profits.

Original AirDate: May 6, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 20 (s12e20) - Children of a Lesser Clod

Homer injures himself while playing basketball at the YMCA, & needs surgery. While recovering at home, he finds he is good at caring for pets & at babysitting the Flandereses' children, so much so that he starts a daycare center which gets him nominated for a Good Guy award for service to the community. But Bart & Lisa feel neglected so they are determined to thwart his award campaign.

Original AirDate: May 13, 2001

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The Simpson Season 12 Episode 21 (s12e21) - Simpsons Tall Tales

A rail-riding hobo tells the tales of American legends, leading to Homer imagine himself as Paul Bunyan, Lisa as Connie Appleseed versus the wagon train pioneers, and Bart & Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a rafting adventure on the Mississip'.

Original AirDate: May 20, 2001

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